Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo

The school romantic comedy revolves around a second-year high school student named Sorata Kanda who lives in Sakurasou. One day, Mashiro Shiina - a cute girl who happens to be also a cosmopolitan, brilliant artist - moves into Sakurasou.

Sword Art Online

The only way to escape is to clear the game. Death in game means actual Death. The ten thousand who have logged onto the as of yet mysterious game, Sword Art Online. Using their Nerve Gear have been forced into this perilous death game and are trapped inside.

Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai

Hasegawa Kodaka has transferred schools, and he is having a hard time making friends. It doesn't help that his blond hair tends to make people think he is a delinquent.

Oreshura

Eita enters high school aiming for the National University School of Medicine. Because of his parents divorce and his goal he shuns anything to do with romance or love.

Hagure Yuusha no Estetica

Known as a Rogue Hero in the fantasy world Arezard, Akatsuki decided to take upon the request of the defeated Demon King to take his daughter with him. After bringing her back to the world he came from, Akatsuki brought her to join Babel,

The Ballad of Mona Lisa


She paints her fingers with a close precision
He starts to notice empty bottles of gin
And takes a moment to assess the sin
She's paid for

A lonely speaker in a conversation
Her words are spinning through his ears again
There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for

Say what you mean
Tell me I'm right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign
I want to believe

Woah, Mona Lisa,
You're guaranteed to run this town
Woah, Mona Lisa,
I'd pay to see you frown

He senses something, call it desperation
Another dollar, another day
And if she had the proper words to say,
She would tell him
But she'd have nothing left to sell him

Say what you mean
Tell me I'm right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign
I want to believe

Woah, Mona Lisa,
You're guaranteed to run this town
Woah, Mona Lisa,
I'd pay to see you frown

Mona Lisa, wear me out
Pleased to please Ya
Mona Lisa, wear me out

Say what you mean
Tell me I'm right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign
I want to believe

Woah, Mona Lisa,
You're guaranteed to run this town
Woah, Mona Lisa,
I'd pay to see you frown

Say what you mean
Tell me I'm right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign
I want to believe

There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for

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Infinite Stratos


Alternative Name インフィニット・ストラトス; 无限斯特拉托斯; Infinite Stratos; IS - Infinite Stratos
Years of Released 2010
Genre(s) Action, Harem, Mecha, Romance, School Life, Sci-fi, Seinen

Synopsis
Japan engineered an armed powered exoskeleton "Infinite Stratos" (IS) and it became the mainstream of weapons. Since only women can operate IS, women dominate the society over men. Orimura Ichika is a 15 year old boy and accidentally touches an IS placed in the IS pilot training school. He is found to be the only man who can operate IS and forced to enter the training school. Ichika's busy school life surrounded by girls has begun.

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Tony Blank si Schizophrenia

Tony Blank yang sering terlihat di youtube tahun 2009 mengidap Schizophrenia.

Apa itu schizophrenia? Schizophrenia adalah kelainan otak yang kronis, parah dan membuatnya tidak berfungsi, dan telah dikenal orang disepanjang sejarah. Kelainan ini mempengaruhi sekitar 1 persen orang amerika. Orang dengan schizophrenia dapat mendengar suara yang tidak didengar orang lain atau mereka dapat percaya bahwa orang lain membaca pikiran mereka, mengendalikan pikiran mereka atau berencana menyakiti mereka. Pengalaman-pengalaman ini amat mengerikan dan dapat menyebabkan ketakutan, kecanduan atau kemarahan yang ekstrim. Orang dengan schizophrenia dapat berbicara yang tidak masuk akal, dapat duduk selama berjam-jam tanpa bergerak atau banyak bicara, atau dapat terlihat baik-baik saja sampai mereka mengatakan apa yang sebenarnya mereka pikirkan.

Karena kebanyakan orang dengan schizophrenia memiliki kesulitan dalam bekerja atau mengurusi diri mereka sendiri, beban pada keluarga dan masyarakat menjadi cukup signifikan. Perawatan yang tersedia dapat melepaskan banyak dari gejala-gejala gangguan ini, namun kebanyakan orang yang mengalami schizophrenia harus tetap mengalami gangguan yang tersisa sepanjang hidup mereka. Meskipun demikian, ini adalah waktu pengharapan bagi para penderita schizophrenia dan keluarga mereka. Banyak orang yang mengidap kelainan ini sekarang mulai memperoleh hidup yang berarti dan dihargai dalam komunitas mereka. Para peneliti membangun pengobatan yang lebih efektif dan menggunakan peralatan riset baru untuk memahami penyebab schizophrenia dan untuk menemukan cara untuk mencegah dan menanganinya.

Siapakah Tony Blank?

Dia adalah orang gak waras yang rajin baca koran....
Fasih menggunakan bahasa bahasa 'tinggi' bak pakar...

Lucunya di mana......?

Lucunya waktu istilah istilah "tinggi" nya di ucapkan asal asalan dan gak beraturan...
Diucapkan dengan expresi muka yakin dan tanpa dosa..

Kalo dia waras, ini video gak lucu, tapi karena kita tau dia gak waras, maka video ini lucu banget banget....!!!!

Arti men sana in corporesano menurut Tony Blank adalah"sesuatu nilai lelaki dan perempuan yang mempunyai nilai bobot maskulin"

Blogger Paling Terkenal di Dunia


BEIJING--Batal terbitnya majalah Party kembali mengerek nama Han Han. Dia yang rajin mengkritik pemerintah Cina adalah pemred majalah itu. Banyak pihak menduga, pemerintah Cina khawatir akan penerbitan majalah yang diramal bakal penuh kritikan itu sehingga mempengaruhi pihak ketiga untuk turun menjegal rencana penerbitannya.

Jauh sebelum merencanakan penerbitan Party, Han Han, yang juga dikenal sebagai pembalap unggul dan penyanyi, sangat populer di dunia maya. Namanya disebut-sebut sebagai blogger paling populer di dunia. Pemerintah Cina menempatkan Han Han sebagai "musuh" lain, di samping peraih Nobel Perdamaian 2010 Liu Xiaobo dan sederet nama aktivis lainnya.

Namanya melejit ketika ia menerbitkan novelnya, Gerbang Ganda Tiga yang mengkritik sistem pendidikan di China. Blognya yang sarat dengan esai dan tulisan kritis mengumpulkan 440 juta klik.

Majalah Time memasukkan namanya dalam daftar 100 orang paling berpengaruh di dunia. Ia dianggap sebagai ikon generasi muda kritis, yang tak terlena zaman.

Han Han lahir 23 September 1982. Lima novel telah lahir dari tangannya. Dia juga terlibat dalam produksi musik. Pada September 2010, majalah New Statesman yang terbit di Inggris mencatat namanya di posisi ke-48 dalam daftar "50 Orang Paling Berpengaruh di Dunia 2010".

Esai pertama Han , Hari Tidak Bahagia, diterbitkan ketika dia duduk di sekolah menengah pertama. Prestasinya di bidang olah raga mengantarkannya pada bangsu SMA Song Jiang 2 di Shanghai yang bergengsi. Selama tahun pertama di SMU (1999), Han memenangkan hadiah pertama di kompetisi menulis Cina New Concept dengan esainya, Melihat Diri di Piala.

Sayangnya, ia gagal pada tujuh mata pelajaran pada ujian akhir tahun, yang membuatnya harus tinggal kelas selama setahun. Insiden ini dilaporkan di media dan menyulut perdebatan panas tentang "kualitas pendidikan" China. Han kemudian memutuskan berhenti sekolah.

Setelah putus sekolah, Han rajin menulis esai. Puluhan esai lahir dari tangannya setelah masa lepas dari sekolah itu.

Didorong oleh kecintaannya pada balap, ia memutuskan menjadi pereli profesional dan menulis lebih jarang. Namun, ia tetap rajin menulis di blog pribadinya. Banyak tulisan di blognya mengkritisi pemerintah Cina dan menarik sejumlah besar pembaca dan memicu perdebatan intens. Angka kunjungan blognya mencapai hingga ratusan juta hit.

Vincent Brossel dari organisasi pemantau media, Wartawan Tanpa Batas Negara mengatakan, pemerintah Cina sebetulnya tak perlu cemas dengan sepak terjang Han Han. "Ia bukan seorang disiden. Ia lebih bagaikan ikon yang menggambarkan sebuah Cina baru, yang betul-betul sukses; muda, kaya dan berusaha memperbaiki situasi," ujarnya.

Tentu saja, kata Brossel, ia tidak suka dengan bagaimana pemerintahnya memperlakukan para blogger dan banyak orang di Cina, sehingga ia ingin berperan untuk mendorong adanya perubahan. "Tapi ia bukan seorang disiden. Tak seperti aktivis-aktivis lainnya, ia tidak akan menantang, atau menentang pemerintah.”

Menurut Brossel, kritik Han Han hanya bertujuan agar pemerintah memperbaiki sejumlah kebijakan. Tapi ia tidak tengah mengorganisasi masyarakat dengan membangun sebuah politik yang alternatif.

Sumber:http://www.republika.co.id/berita/breaking-news/internasional/10/12/31/155620-ini-dia-blogger-paling-populer-di-dunia

Nurarihyon no Mago

Alternative Name
ぬらりひょんの孫; 滑头鬼之孙; Grandchild of Nura Rihyon; Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan; Grandson of Nurarihyon; Bách quỷ dạ hành (vietnam); Внук Нурарихёна (Русский); นูระหลานจอมภูต (Thai); Внукът на Нурари Хьон; Apo ni Nurarihyon (Filipino); حفيد نوراريهيون (العربية); Nuros Rihjono anūkas (Lithuanian); Nepotul lui Nurarihyon (Română)

Years of Released : 2008

Genre(s) Action, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Shounen, Supernatural


Summary

Rikuo Nura, a kid that is part human and a quarter youkai (demon), lives in a house full of spirits along with his youkai grandfather. Trying to escape his fate of acting like a demon, he does good deeds in order to avoid becoming one despite his grandfather's wish to succeed him as master of the Nura youkai clan.






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PATD Calendar 2011






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Each file is 4.75 by 4.6 inches long, printed at 300dpi, which should fit into the back casing of the CD case, so that they can be stored.

Syntax mikrotik

ini syntax mikrotik yang saya dapatkan dari sebuah forum mikrotik
/system reset atau /sys reset

= buat ngreset settingan mikrotik back to default factory
/sys shut atau /system shutdown

= buat matiin router mikrotik
/sys reboot

= buat restart
cd \ + enter 2x atau \..

= buat balik ke root direktory
password

= buat ganti password user yang aktif
ping 192.168.0.1

= ping ke alamat ip address yang yang dimaksud untuk berhenti tekan ^C
/interface print

= melihat interface yang tersedia (Lan Card).
/ip address print

= Melihat konfigurasi ip address.
/system identity set name="nama router"

= Memberi nama system tanda kutip ikut disertakan.
/ip route add gateway=192.168.0.254

= Memberi alamat gateway ke mikrotik (ip addres hanya contoh penulisan).
/ip dns set primary-dns=192.168.0.10 allow-remoterequests=no

/ip dns set secondary-dns=192.168.0.11 allow-remoterequests=no

= Me-set primary dan alternate DNS.
\sys check-disk ato \system check-disk

= Buat scandisk euy!
/interface print

= Mengetahui lancard yang terdetect dikomputer
syntax tersebut saat digunakan tidak memerlukan tanda / atau \
jika masih bingung langsung ketikkan syntax help dengan menekan tombol ?

Google Secret

Google jelas yang terbaik untuk tujuan umum mesin pencari di Web (lihat www.pcmag.com / searchengines)

Tapi kebanyakan orang tidak menggunakannya untuk keuntungan yang terbaik. Apakah Anda hanya memasukkan kata kunci atau dua dan berharap untuk yang terbaik? Itu mungkin cara tercepat untuk mencari, tetapi dengan lebih dari 3 miliar halaman dalam indeks Google, masih harus berjuang untuk hasil pare ke nomor dikelola.

Namun Google adalah sebuah alat yang sangat kuat dapat memudahkan dan meningkatkan eksplorasi internet anda. Pilihan pencarian Google melampaui kata kunci sederhana, Web, dan bahkan programmer sendiri. Mari kita lihat beberapa dari Google pilihan yang kurang terkenal.

Sintaks Cari Trik

Menggunakan sintaks khusus adalah cara untuk memberitahu Google bahwa Anda ingin membatasi pencarian Anda untuk unsur-unsur tertentu atau karakteristik dari halaman Web. Google memiliki daftar yang cukup lengkap dari elemen-elemen sintaks pada

www.google.com / help / operators.html

. Berikut adalah beberapa operator lanjutan yang dapat membantu mempersempit hasil pencarian Anda.

Intitle: pada awal sebuah kata atau frase query (intitle: "Three Blind Mice") membatasi hasil pencarian Anda hanya pada judul halaman Web.

Intext: apakah berlawanan dengan intitle:, hanya mencari tubuh teks, mengabaikan judul, link, dan sebagainya. Intext: adalah sempurna ketika apa yang Anda cari mungkin sering muncul dalam URL. Jika Anda sedang mencari istilah HTML, misalnya, dan Anda tidak ingin mendapatkan hasil seperti

www.mysite.com / index.html

, Anda dapat memasukkan intext: html.

Link: memungkinkan Anda melihat halaman yang terhubung ke halaman Web Anda atau ke halaman lain Anda tertarik Misalnya, cobalah ketikkan di

link: http://www.pcmag.com


Coba gunakan situs: (yang membatasi hasil untuk top-level domain) dengan intitle: untuk menemukan jenis halaman tertentu. Sebagai contoh, mendapatkan halaman ilmiah tentang Mark Twain dengan mencari intitle: "Mark Twain" site: edu. Percobaan dengan mencampur berbagai elemen; Anda akan mengembangkan beberapa strategi untuk menemukan hal-hal yang Anda inginkan secara lebih efektif. Situs: Perintah ini sangat bermanfaat sebagai alternatif mesin pencari yang biasa-biasa saja dibuat di dalam banyak situs.

Swiss Army Google

Google mempunyai beberapa layanan yang dapat membantu Anda menyelesaikan tugas Anda mungkin tidak pernah berpikir untuk menggunakan Google untuk. Misalnya, fitur kalkulator baru

(www.google.com / help / features.html # kalkulator)

memungkinkan Anda melakukan keduanya matematika dan berbagai konversi dari kotak pencarian. Tambahan menyenangkan, coba query "Jawaban untuk kehidupan alam semesta dan segala sesuatu."

Biarkan Google membantu Anda mencari tahu apakah Anda sudah punya hak dan ejaan-kata yang tepat untuk pencarian Anda. Masukkan kata yang salah eja atau frase ke dalam kotak pertanyaan (coba "thre blund mise") dan Google mungkin menyarankan ejaan yang tepat. Ini tidak selalu berhasil; ini bekerja lebih baik ketika kata yang Anda cari dapat ditemukan dalam kamus. Setelah Anda mencari kata dieja dengan benar, lihat halaman hasil, yang mengulangi permintaan Anda. (Jika Anda mencari "tiga tikus buta," di bawah jendela pencarian akan muncul pernyataan seperti Searched the web for "tiga tikus buta.") Anda akan menemukan bahwa Anda dapat klik pada setiap kata dalam frase pencarian Anda dan mendapatkan definisi dari kamus.

Misalnya anda ingin menghubungi seseorang dan tidak memiliki nomor teleponnya berguna. Google dapat membantu Anda dengan itu juga. Cukup masukkan nama, kota, dan negara. (Kota ini opsional, tapi Anda harus memasukkan suatu negara.) Jika nomor telepon cocok dengan daftar, Anda akan melihatnya di bagian atas hasil pencarian bersama dengan link ke peta alamat. Jika Anda lebih suka membatasi hasil Anda, gunakan rphonebook: untuk perumahan listing atau bphonebook: untuk listing bisnis. Jika Anda ingin menggunakan formulir pencarian telepon yang cocok untuk bisnis, coba Yellow book search

(www.buzztoolbox.com / google / yellowsearch.shtml).




Extended Googling

Google menawarkan beberapa layanan yang memberikan kepala mulai dalam memfokuskan pencarian Anda. Google Groups

(http://groups.google.com)

indeks jutaan pesan dari pembahasan dekade Usenet. Google bahkan membantu Anda dengan belanja Anda melalui dua alat: Froogle
KODE
(http://froogle.google.com),

yang indeks produk dari toko online, dan Google Catalogs
KODE
(http://catalogs.google.com),

yang menampilkan lebih 6.000 produk dari katalog kertas dalam index. Dan ini hanya goresan permukaan. Anda bisa mendapatkan daftar lengkap dari Google perangkat dan layanan di

www.google.com / options / index.html

Anda mungkin digunakan untuk menggunakan Google di browser Anda. Tapi apakah Anda pernah berpikir untuk menggunakan Google di luar browser Anda?

Google Alert

(www.googlealert.com)

memonitor istilah pencarian Anda dan e-mail Anda informasi tentang tambahan baru Web Google index. (Google Alert tidak berafiliasi dengan Google; itu menggunakan layanan Google Web API untuk melaksanakan pencarian.) Jika Anda lebih tertarik pada berita-berita dari konten web yang umum, lihat versi beta dari Google News Alerts

(www.google.com / newsalerts).

Layanan ini (yang berafiliasi dengan Google) akan memantau berita hingga 50 pertanyaan per e-mail dan mengirimkan informasi tentang berita-berita yang sesuai dengan query Anda. (Petunjuk: Gunakan intitle: dan sumber: Sintaks elemen dengan Google News untuk membatasi jumlah peringatan yang Anda peroleh.)

Google pada telepon? Yup. Layanan ini dibawa ke anda oleh orang-orang di Google Labs

(http://labs.google.com),

sebuah tempat untuk percobaan ide-ide dan fitur Google (yang mungkin datang dan pergi, jadi apa yang ada di tulisan ini mungkin tidak berada di sana ketika Anda memutuskan untuk check it out). Dengan Google Voice Search

(http://labs1.google.com/gvs.html),

Anda menghubungi suara Cari nomor telepon, berbicara kata kunci Anda, dan kemudian klik pada link yang ditunjukkan. Setiap kali Anda mengatakan istilah pencarian baru, halaman hasil akan menyegarkan dengan pertanyaan baru Anda (Anda harus memiliki JavaScript untuk bekerja). Ingat, layanan ini masih dalam tahap percobaan, jadi jangan berharap 100 persen sukses.

Pada tahun 2002, Google merilis Google API (antarmuka pemrograman aplikasi), suatu cara untuk para pemrogram untuk mengakses mesin pencari Google hasil tanpa melanggar Persyaratan Layanan Google. Banyak orang telah menciptakan berguna (dan kadang-kadang tidak begitu berguna tetapi menarik) aplikasi yang tidak tersedia dari Google itu sendiri, seperti Google Alert. Untuk banyak aplikasi, Anda akan membutuhkan API key, yang tersedia bebas dari
KODE
www.google.com / apis

. Lihat angka-angka untuk dua contoh, dan mengunjungi

www.pcmag.com / solusi

lebih.

Berkat berbagai sifat pencarian, Google jauh melampaui mesin pencari biasa. Memberikan trik-trik dalam artikel ini dicoba. Anda akan takjub melihat betapa banyak cara yang berbeda Google dapat meningkatkan pencarian Internet Anda.


Online Extra: More Google Tips


Berikut adalah beberapa cara yang lebih pintar untuk men-tweak pencarian Google Anda.

Cari Dalam Jangka Waktu

Daterange: (mulai tanggal-tanggal akhir). Anda dapat membatasi pencarian Anda ke halaman yang telah diindeks dalam jangka waktu tertentu. Daterange: searches by ketika Google diindeks halaman, bukan ketika halaman itu sendiri telah dibuat. Operator ini dapat membantu Anda memastikan bahwa hasil akan memiliki konten segar (dengan menggunakan tanggal terakhir), atau Anda dapat menggunakannya untuk menghindari topik-berita saat ini badai salju dan berkonsentrasi hanya pada hasil yang lebih tua. Daterange: sebenarnya lebih berguna jika Anda pergi ke tempat lain untuk mengambil keuntungan dari itu, karena daterange: Julian membutuhkan tanggal, bukan standard tanggal Gregorian. Anda dapat menemukan konverter di Web (misalnya

KODE
http://aa.usno.navy.mil/data/docs/JulianDate.html

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), Tapi cara yang lebih mudah adalah dengan melakukan daterange Google: pencarian dengan mengisi formulir di

www.researchbuzz.com / toolbox / goofresh.shtml atau www.faganfinder.com / mesin / google.shtml

. Jika salah satu elemen sintaks khusus yang baik, keduanya harus lebih baik, kan? Kadang-kadang. Meskipun beberapa operator tidak dapat dicampur (Anda tidak dapat menggunakan link: operator dengan hal lain) banyak dapat, dengan cepat mempersempit hasil Anda ke nomor yang tidak terlalu berlebihan.

More Google API Aplikasi

Staggernation.com menawarkan tiga alat berdasarkan Google API. Google API Web Search by Host (GAWSH) daftar host Web hasil untuk permintaan tertentu

(www.staggernation.com/gawsh/).

Ketika anda mengklik segitiga di sebelah setiap host, Anda mendapatkan daftar hasil untuk host tersebut. Hubungan API Google Browsing Outliner (garbo) adalah sedikit lebih rumit: Anda masukkan URL dan memilih apakah Anda ingin halaman yang berhubungan dengan URL atau link ke URL

(www.staggernation.com/garbo/).

Klik pada segitiga di samping sebuah URL untuk mendapatkan daftar halaman yang terhubung atau terkait dengan URL tertentu. CapeMail adalah e-mail aplikasi pencarian yang memungkinkan Anda untuk mengirim e-mail ke google@capeclear.com dengan teks pencarian Anda dalam baris subjek dan mendapatkan hasil sepuluh pertama untuk permintaan kembali. Mungkin itu bukan sesuatu yang Anda akan lakukan setiap hari, tetapi jika ponsel Anda tidak e-mail dan tidak melakukan browsing Web, ini adalah alamat yang sangat berguna untuk mengetahui.

Net Stumbler

 
Developer(s) Marius Milner
Stable release 0.4.0 / April
2004
Operating system Windows 9x (with version 0.3.30), Windows
2000, Windows XP
License Donationware
Website www.stumbler.net

NetStumbler (atau yang dikenal Network Stumbler) adalah sebuah software Windows yang mendeteksi fasilitas (SSID) Wireless LANs dengan menggunakan 802.11b, 802.11a and 802.11g WLAN standard. Menggunakan Microsoft Windows operating systems dari Windows 2000 sampai Windows XP. Versi mininya disebut MiniStumbler digunakan dalam Windows CE operating system.

Program ini biasa digunakan untuk :

- Wardriving

- Verifikasi konfigurasi jaringan

- Menemukan lokasi dengan sinyal WiFi yang buruk

- Mendeteksi penyebab gangguan jaringan WiFi

- Mendeteksi access point yang tak berpemilik, atau mendeteksi SSID yang tak di broadcast

- Mengarahkan antena untuk WLAN jarak jauh



netstumbler.com berisikan update terbaru dan kabar terbaru seputar WiFi, serta anda bisa mendownload Net Stumbler disana secara gratis.

Google Tips

Begitu banyak informasi yang di web, pikiran membingungkan. Syukurlah kita telah pencarianmesin untuk menyaring melalui mereka dan catagorize mereka untuk kami. Sayangnya, masih ada begitu
banyak info bahwa bahkan dengan mesin pencari ini, yang sering merupakan proses yang lambat dengan susah payah

(sesuatu yang sebanding dengan kematian bagi hacker) untuk menemukan secara tepat apa yang Anda cari.
Ayo kanan ke dalamnya.
Saya menggunakan google.com sebagai mesin pencari utama saya karena saat ini puncak tangga lagu sejauh

situs bahwa indeks yang berarti lebih relevan info per pencarian.
1. Halaman terjemahan.

Hanya karena seseorang berbicara bahasa lain tidak berarti mereka tidak memiliki sesuatu yang berguna untuk dikatakan. Saya menggunakan alat terjemahan seperti yang ditemukan di
http://babelfish.altavista.com

dan
http://world.altavista.com

untuk menerjemahkan beberapa kata kunci saya cari. Jadilah spesifik dan kreatif karena alat-alat ini arent hal yang paling akurat di planet ini.
2. Direktori.

Hari ini semuanya adalah sekitar $ $ $. Kita harus berurusan / w SEO (search engine optimization) yang tampaknya seperti ide yang baik di atas kertas sampai Anda melakukan pencarian untuk mainan dan mendapatkan 5 pertama pornsites dalam 10 hasil. Menggunakan direktori situs akan menghilangkan itu. Anda dapat mempersempit pencarian bawah mudah dengan mencari info di kategori tertentu. (PS google DOES memiliki direktori, mereka sedang di: directory.google.com)
3. Berikut adalah beberapa tips yang mengacu google sebagai "lanjutan"
A. "xxxx" / akan mencari frase yang tepat. (google isnt case sensitive)

B.-x / akan mencari sesuatu yang tidak termasuk istilah tertentu

C. filetype: xxx / pencarian untuk file tertentu extention (exe, mp3, dll)

D.-filetype: xxx / mengecualikan file tertentu extention

E. allinurl: x / istilah dalam url

F. allintext: x / istilah dalam teks halaman

G. allintitle: x / istilah dalam judul html halaman tersebut

H. allinanchor: x / istilah dalam link
4. ATAU

Cukup jelas, satu atau yang lain ... (ie: binder OR joiner)
5. ~ X

Sinonim / istilah serupa (dalam kasus Anda tidak bisa memikirkan diri sendiri)
6. Angka dalam jangkauan.

Lets say Anda sedang mencari sebuah mp3 player tapi hanya ingin menghabiskan hingga $ 90. Mengapa berenang melalui semua yang lain? MP3 player $ 0 .. $ 90 The 2 periode akan menetapkan rentang numerik untuk mencari antara. Hal ini juga bekerja sama dengan tanggal, bobot, dll
7. +

Pernah ketik di pencarian dan melihat sesuatu seperti ini:

"Kata-kata berikut sangat umum dan tidak disertakan dalam pencarian Anda:"

Nah, bagaimana jika kata-kata umum yang penting dalam pencarian Anda? Anda bisa memaksa google untuk mencari bahkan melalui istilah umum dengan meletakkan sebuah + di depan kata ditolak.
8. Preferensi

Ini mengherankan saya saat saya menggunakan PC orang lain bahwa mereka tidak memiliki preferensi pencarian google disimpan. Bila Anda menggunakan google seperti aku lakukan, yang mampu tidak memiliki preferensi? Mereka terletak di sebelah kanan kotak pencarian, dan memiliki beberapa pilihan, meski aku hanya menemukan 2 berlaku untuk diriku sendiri ...

A. Buka hasil di browser baru

B. 10-100 Tampilan hasil per halaman. (Saya saat ini menggunakan 50 per halaman, tapi thats sebuah resolusi preferensi, dan 5X's the default)
9. *

Wildcard pencarian. Besar bila diterapkan pada metode yang disebutkan sebelumnya. Jika Anda hanya tahu nama prog, atau sedang mencari SEMUA file tertentu (mis. anda DLing lagu) sesuatu seperti *. mp3 akan daftar setiap mp3.
10. Pernah lihat ini?

"Dalam rangka untuk menunjukkan hasil yang paling relevan, kami telah menghilangkan beberapa entri yang sangat mirip dengan X telah ditampilkan. Jika Anda suka, Anda dapat mengulangi pencarian dengan menampilkan juga hasil yang disertakan." Jawabannya adalah YA. yes yes yes. Apakah saya menyebutkan ya? Aku bermaksud.
11. Cari EVERYWHERE

Gunakan mesin secara maksimal. Jika Anda tidak menemukan jawaban di bagian web, cobalah bagian kelompok. Neraka, coba seluruh mesin pencari yang berbeda. Dont membatasi diri Anda sendiri, karena kadang-kadang mesin tampaknya sengaja meninggalkan hasil yang keluar.

ex. menggunakan google, yahoo, dan altavista. cari istilah yang sama ... cukup dekat, kan? Sekarang mencari disney kematian. Lucu, altavista memiliki banyak disney, tapi tidak ada kematian ... hmmm.
Jika Anda telah membaca hingga sejauh ini dalam tutorial ini tanpa mengatakan, "Bagus, seorang pria yang disalin beberapa halaman bantuan google dan berpikir yang berguna info" maka aku akan menunjukkan kepadamu MENGAPA (selain ketepatan, kecepatan, dan menemukan info mengenai consistancy APA PUN) its nice untuk mengetahui bagaimana mesin pencari bekerja. Anda gabungkan / w pengetahuan Anda protokol lain.
Contoh:

Ingin gratis musik? Free games? Perangkat lunak bebas? Free film? Tuhan memberkati FTP! Coba pencarian ini:

intitle: "Index of music" "rolling stones" mp3

Gantikan rolling stones / w band favorit Anda. Tidak? Coba nama lagu, atau format file lain. Memainkannya. Dengan asumsi SESEORANG membuat FTP dan upload itu, Anda akan menemukannya.
Sebagai contoh .... aku ingin menemukan beberapa Sepultura. Jika Anda tidak pernah mendengar mereka sebelumnya, mereka benar-Brasil band heavy metal yang kick ass. Saya mulai dengan ini:

intitle: "Index of music" "Sepultura" mp3 <- apa-apa

intitle: "Index of música" "Sepultura" mp3 <- apa-apa

intitle: "Index of musica" "Sepultura" mp3 <- tidak cukup baik

intitle: "Index of music" "Sepultura" * <- ditemukan great stuff, tapi tidak cukup Sepultura
Pada titik ini terjadi kepada saya bahwa saya mungkin kehilangan sesuatu, jadi saya coba:

intitle: "index of *" "sepultura" mp3 <- DOR!

(dan thats tanpa mencari kesalahan ejaan)

Juga mencoba inurl: ftp
Saya menemukan bahwa * bekerja lebih baik bagiku daripada mencoba menebak orang lain salah ejaan.
Metode yang sama berlaku untuk ebooks, game, film, SW, apa pun yang mungkin berada di sebuah situs FTP.
Saya harap Anda menikmati tutorial ini, dan aku melihat bahwa baru-baru ini sebuah buku dan artikel yang tertulis pada topik yang sama. Aku havn't membaca mereka sebagai yang belum, tetapi periksa em keluar, dan kembali kepada saya jika Anda merasa kehilangan sesuatu yang penting dan harus mencakup hal lain.
intitle: "index of" "google hacks" ebook


Ps. Aku sudah mengatakannya sebelumnya, saya akan mengatakannya lagi ... BE CREATIVE.

Anda akan terkejut apa yang dapat Anda temukan.

Kamus Teknologi Informasi (KAMUS TI)

Sering ditanya Guru istilah-istilah yang kurang familiar seperti ICMP, DHCP, DNS. Menjadi bingung karena nggak ngerti. Di kamus yang berisikan istilah-istilah TI ini pembaca bisa mendapatkan arti dari istilah tadi....

nah.. pengen apa nggak?
kalo pengen ya...

Download format pdf
Kamus1
Kamus2 

cara pakai: kocok dahulu sebelum minum,
1. Buka dengan Adobe Reader ato Foxit Reader
2. Untuk mencari kata tekan Ctrl + f lalu ketikkan kata yang ingin dicari.

Mikrotik Router OS

Saat ditanya oleh teman tentang mikrotik maka penjelasannya sebagai berikut:
MikroTik RouterOS™ merupakan sistem operasi Linux base yang diperuntukkan sebagai network router. Didesain untuk memberikan kemudahan bagi penggunanya. Administrasinya bisa dilakukan melalui Windows application (WinBox). Selain itu instalasi dapat dilakukan pada standard computer PC. PC yang akan dijadikan router mikrotikpun tidak memerlukan resource yang cukup besar untuk penggunaan standard, misalnya hanya sebagai gateway. Untuk keperluan beban yang besar ( network yang kompleks, routing yang rumit dll) disarankan untuk mempertimbangkan pemilihan resource PC yang memadai.
Fasilitas pada mikrotik antara lain sebagai berikut :

  • Protokoll routing RIP, OSPF, BGP.
  • Statefull firewall
  • Hotspot for Plug-and-Play access
  • remote winbox GUI admin
Meskipun demikian MikroTik bukanlah perangkat lunak berlisensi bebas, dalam arti untuk menggunakan segala fasilitas yang tersedia pada perangkat lunak ini sejumlah lisensi harus dibeli. Versi uji coba hanya disediakan untuk penggunaan selama 24 jam saja. Perangkat lunak ini tersedia dalam bentuk cakram padat, ataupun DOM (bahas inggris: Disk On Module). Khusus untuk versi DOM, perangkat lunak MikroTik telah terpasang pada modul tersebut sehingga tidak memerlukan instalasi khusus, cukup dengan menancapkan modul DOM tersebut pada slot IDE yang tersedia pada komputer.(wikipedia)
Cukup rumit awalnya tetapi kalau dipelajari dengan seksama maka akan lebih menarik dan menyenangkan karena kita bisa mengeksplorasi router tersebut. untuk itu modul ini dapat digunakan untuk media pembelajaran sekaligus referensi.

Modul ini saya dapat ketika sedang praktek di STIKI UNENUS.

Modul pelatihan Mikrotik

Untuk Mikrotiknya sendiri masih menggunakan versi 2.9.27 download mikrotik via IDWS
langsung ekstrak dan gunakanlah VMware
selamat mencoba

CRIMPING

Teknologi Informasi pasti memperoleh materi crimping kabel yang digunakan untuk mengkoneksikan 2 PC atau lebih kedalam suatu jaringan.
Cara crimping :
1. Siapkan alat berupa tang crimping.

Gambar tang Crimping

2. Kabel UTP (Unshileded Twisted Pair).

3. LAN tester.

4. Siapkan konektor RJ-45 (usahakan lebih dari 2 buah untuk cadangan pengganti).

5. Kupas kedua ujung kabel 1-2 cm.

6. Awalnya pasti kawat kabel memiliki panjang yang berbeda, kewajiban anda ialah merapikannya agar tidak terjadi kesalahan saat proses crimping.

7. Lalu urutkan posisi kawat kabel bagian kiri dan kanan sama untuk straight.
Urutan kabel tersebut sebagai berikut:

Gambar rangkaian kabel straight

8. sedangkan untuk cross cukup mengubah salah satu ujung dari straight. Seperti ini :

Gambar rangkaian crossover

9. Pastikan sebelum mengcrimping ujung kawat kabel telah tertata rapi dalam RJ-45.

10. Crimping.

11. Test dengan LAN tester apakah semua lampu LED sudah menunjukkan koneksi antar kabel.
Jika beruntung maka anda akan memulai lagi dari awal.

Northern Downpour

If all our life is but a dream
Fantastic posing greed
Then we should feed our jewelry to the sea
For diamonds do appear to be
Just like broken glass to me

And then she said she can't believe
Genius only comes along
In storms of fabled foreign tongues
Tripping eyes, and flooded lungs
Northern downpour sends its love

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down

Sugarcane in the easy morning
Weathervanes my one and lonely

The ink is running toward the page
It's chasing off the days
Look back at boat feet
And that winding knee
I missed your skin when you were east
You clicked your heels and wished for me

Through playful lips made of yarn
That fragile Capricorn
Unraveled words like moths upon old scarves
I know the world's a broken bone
But melt your headaches, call it home

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down

Sugarcane in the easy mornin'
Weathervanes my one and lonely
[x3]

Sugarcane (hey moon) in
(Hey moon) the easy mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my
(Hey moon) one and lonely

Sugarcane (hey moon) in (hey moon)
The easy (hey moon) mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my (hey moon)
One (hey moon) and lonely

[Continues in background]
Sugarcane (hey moon) in (hey moon)
The easy (hey moon) mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my (hey moon)
One (hey moon) and lonely

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
You are at the top of my lungs
Drawn to the ones who never yawn
[x2]


Download PATD - Northern Downpour mediafire

When the day met the night

When the moon fell in love with the sun
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night

When the sun found the moon
She was drinking tea in a garden
Under the green umbrella trees
In the middle of summer

When the moon found the sun
He looked like he was barely hanging on
But her eyes saved his life
In the middle of summer (summer)

In the middle of summer
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Summer
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Summer, summer, summer, summer
All was golden when the day met the night

So he said, "Would it be all right
If we just sat and talked for a little while
If in exchange for your time
I give you this smile?"

So she said, "That's okay
As long as you can make a promise
Not to break my little heart
Or leave me all alone in the summer."

Well he was just hanging around
Then he fell in love
And he didn't know how
But he couldn't get out
Just hanging around
Then he fell in love

In the middle of summer
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Summer
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Summer, summer, summer, summer
When the moon fell in love with the sun
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night

Summer, summer, summer, summer
In the middle of summer,summer,summer, summer
the middle of summer, summer, summer, summer
the middle of summer, summer, summer, summer
In the middle of..

Download When the Day Met the Night mediafire

Nine in The Afternoon

Back to the street where we began
Feeling as good as lovers can, you know
Yeah we're feeling so good

Pickin' up things we shouldn't read
It looks like the end of history as we know
It's just the end of the world

Back to the street where we began
Feeling as good as love, you could, you can

Into a place where thoughts can bloom
Into a room where it's nine in the afternoon
And we know that it could be
And we know that it should
And you know that you feel it too
'Cause it's nine in the afternoon

And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could 'cause you can so you do
We're feeling so good
just the way that we do
When it's nine in the afternoon

Your eyes are the size of the moon
You could 'cause you can so you do
We're feeling so good

Back to the street
Down to our feet
Losing the feeling of feeling unique
Do you know what I mean?

Back to the place
Where we used to say
Man it feels good to feel this way
Now I know what I mean

Back to the street, back to the place,
Back to the room where it all began, hey
Back to the room where it all began
'Cause it's nine in the afternoon

Your eyes are the size of the moon
You could 'cause you can so you do
We're feeling so good
Just the way that we do
When it's nine in the afternoon
[x3]

Download PATD - Nine in The Afternoon mediafire

The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know

I wont cut my beard and I wont change my hair.
It grows like fancy flowers but it grows nowhere.
If I could build my house just like the Trojan horse,
I'd put a statue of myself upon the shelf of course.

She's the smoke, she's dancing fancy pirouettes.
Swan diving off of the deep end of my tragic cigarette.
She's steam, laughing on the windowpanes.
The never-ending swaying haze,
oh that ever smiling maze ballet.

Everything's gone missing. I've lost more songs to floods.
I can't prove this makes any sense but I sure hope that it does.
Perhaps, I was born with the curiosity of old crows.
The piano knows something I don't know.

Download PATD - The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know mediafire

That Green Gentlemen

Things are shaping up to be pretty odd.
Little deaths in musical beds.
So it seems I'm someone I've never met.

You will only hear these elegant crimes,
Fall on your ears from criminal dimes.
They spill unfound from a pretty mouth.

everybody gets there and everybody gets their way.
I never said I missed her when everybody kissed her,
Now I'm the only one to blame.

Things have changed for me, and that's okay.
I feel the same, I'm on my way, and I say.
Things have changed for me, and that's okay.

I want to go where everyone goes,
I want to know what everyone knows
I want to go where everyone feels the same

I never said I'd leave the city,
I never said I'd leave this town.
A falling out we won't tiptoe about
everybody gets there and everybody gets their way.
I never said I missed her when everybody kissed her,
Now I'm the only one to blame.
Things have changed for me, and that's okay.
I feel the same, I'm on my way, and I say.
Things have changed for me, and that's okay.

Download PATD - That Green Gentlemen mediafire

She's a Handsome Woman

Innocence.
Sunk the glow and drowned in covers,
send for all your absent lovers things.

Sheepish Wolves.
Looking lived in eating buttons,
Wink, just don't put your teeth on me.

Accidents.
Let the evening in the backdoor,
filled the room ceiling to the floor.

Beat backbones.
Grazed the poem and made it strange,
I wasn't born to be a skeleton.

Go on,
grab your hat and fetch a camera.
Go on, film the world before it happens.

Jealous orchard.
The sky is falling off the ceiling
while I'm tucking fibs into a cookie jar.

Bombed reverie.
It's useless searching in the cupboards
when everything you have is on your back.

Download PATD - She's a Handsome Woman mediafire

Pas De Cheval

Oh, little did she know
Couldn't let me go
Already a part of her

So, often do I need
People in between
That just can't get a hold of it

So we'll just sing it for them (ahhh)
Yeah, we'll just sing it for them
(Just can't get a hold of it)
So we'll just sing it for them (ahhh)
Yeah, we'll just sing it

It's the greatest thing that's yet to have happened
Imagine knowing me
It's the greatest thing you'd ever imagine
But you'll never know until you're there
No, you'll never know until you're there

Slow, leave walking to the world
Give your feet a chance
They'll do all the thinking
Toast, high until they find
Less pathetic wine
Until they get a better blend

And we'll just drink it for them (ahhh)
Yeah we'll just drink it for them
(Until they get a better plan)
So we'll just drink it for them (ahhh)
Yeah we'll just drink it

It's the greatest thing that's yet to have happened
Imagine knowing me
It's the greatest thing you'd ever imagine
But you'll never know until you're there
You'll never know until you're there

It's the greatest thing that's yet to have happened
Imagine knowing me
It's the greatest thing you'd ever imagine
But you'll never know until you're there
No, you'll never know until you're there
No, you'll never know until you're there

Download PATD - Pas De Cheval mediafire

We're So Starving

Oh, how it's been so long,
We're so sorry we've been gone,
We were busy writing songs for you.

Oh, how it's been so long,
We're so sorry we've been gone,
We were busy writing songs for...

You don't have to worry
'Cause we're still the same
(We're still the same)
Band.

You don't have to worry,
You don't have to worry,
You don't.

You don't have to worry,
You don't have to worry,
You don't.

Oh, how it's been so long,
We're so sorry we've been gone,
We were busy writing songs for you.

Download PATD - We're So Starving mediafire

Mad As Rabbits

Come save me from walking off a windowsill
or I'll sleep in the rain.
Don't you remember when I was a bird
and you were a map?
Now he drags down miles in America
briefcase in hand.
The stove is creeping up his spine again,
can't get enough trash.

He took the days for pageant
Became as mad as rabbits
With bushels of bad habits
Who could ask for anymore?
Yea who could have more.

His arms were the branches of a Christmas tree
preached the devil in the belfry.
He checked in
to learn his clothes had been thieved at the train station.
Rope hung his other branch
and at the end was a dog called bambi
Who was chewing on his parliaments
when he tried to save the calendar business.

The poor son of a humble chimney sweep
fell to a cheap crowd
So stay asleep and put on that cursive type
you know we live in a toy.
Paul Cates bought himself a trumpet from the salvation army
But there ain't no sunshine in his song
We must reinvent love.

Mad As Rabbits - Mediafire

She Had The World

She held the world upon a string
But she didn't ever hold me
Spun the stars on her fingernails
But it never made her happy
Cause she couldn't ever have me

She said she won the world at a carnival
But she could never win me
Cause she couldn't ever catch me

I, I know why
Because when I look in her eyes
I just see the sky
When I look in her eyes
Well I, just see the sky

I don't love you I'm just passing the time
You could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throw an old line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream

The sun was always in her eyes
She didn't even see me
But that girl had so much love
She'd wanna kiss you all the time
Yeah, she'd wanna kiss you all the time

She said she won the world at a carnival
But I'm sure it didn't ruin her
Just made her more interesting
I'm sure it didn't ruin her
Just made her more interesting

I, I know why
Because when I look in her eyes
I just see the sky
When I look in her eyes
Well I, I just see the sky

I don't love you I'm just passing the time
You could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throw an old line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream

She Had The World - Mediafire

There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Tought of it yet

Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and.....

Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and.....

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes, woah-oh
Everything goes according to plan.

I'm the new cancer,
Never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer,
Never looked better and you can't stand it.

Next is a trip to the.. the ladies room in vain and
I bet you just can't keep up(keep up!) with these fashionistas and.
Tonight tonight, you are you are a whispering campaign.
I bet to them, your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like sh--
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that,"I'm a diva"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box
On the table, they just so happen to be laced with
Nitroglycerin.

I'm the new cancer,
Never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer,
Never looked better and you can't stand it.

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it.
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it.

And I know and I know, It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course I'll be distracted when I spike the punch. x3

There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Tought of it yet - Mediafire

New Perspective

I feel the salty waves come in
I feel them crash against my skin
And I smile as I respire because I know they’ll never win
There’s a haze above my TV
That changes everything I see
And maybe if I continue watching
I’ll lose the traits that worry me

Can we fast-forward to go down on me?
Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I’ll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up on getting out of here

Taking everything for granted but we still respect the time
We move along with some new passion knowing everything is fine
And I would wait and watch the hours fall in a hundred separate lines
But I regain repose and wonder how I ended up inside

Can we fast-forward to go down on me?
Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I’ll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up on getting out of here

More to the point, I need to show
How much I can come and go
Other plans fell through
And put a heavy load on you
I know there’s no more that need be said
When I’m inching through your bed
Take a look around instead and watch me go

Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I’ll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up on getting out of here

It’s not fair, just let me perfect it
Don’t wanna live a life that was comprehensive
‘Cause seeing clear would be a bad idea
Now catch me up on getting out of here
So catch me up I’m getting out of here

New Perspective - Mediafire

Folkin' Around

Allow me to exaggerate a memory or two
Where summer's lasted longer than
Well longer than we do
When nothing really mattered
Except for me to be with you
But in time we all forgotten
We all grew

Your melody sounds as sweet
As the first time it was sung
With a little bit more character for show
And by the time your father's heard
Of all the wrong you've done
And I'm putting out the lantern
Find your own way back home

I've forgotten how to sing
Before I sung this song
I'll write it all across this wall
Before my job is done
And I'll even have the courtesy
Of admitting I was wrong
As the final words before I'm dead and gone

You've never been so divine
In accepting your defeat
And I've never been more scared to be alone
If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep
Then I'm putting out the lantern
Find your own way back home

Mediafire

Intermission

(dance music)

"Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue our broadcast of dance music. We shall continue now with our piano instrumental."

(instrumental)

Karma Police

Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio

Karma police, arrest this girl,
her Hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party

This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us

Karma police, I've given all I can, it's not enough
I've given all I can, but were still on the payroll

This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you fuck* with us

And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
Shit! for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

I'm afraid that I...
I'm afraid that I...

Well I'm afraid that I, I lost myself, I lost myself.

Maneater

(Nelly Furtado cover)

Uuuuuh Uuuuuh
Uuuuuh Uuuuuh

Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on everybody what chu here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
I want to see you all on your knees, knees
You either want to be with me, or be me

Maneater, make you work hard
Spend hard
Want all, of her love
She's a Maneater
Make you buy cars
Cut cords
Fall real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Spend hard
Want all, of her love
She's a Maneater
Make you buy cars
Cut cords
Wish you never met her at all

Uuuuuh Uuuuuh

And when she walks she walks with passion
When she talks, she talks like she can handle it
When she asks for something boy she means it
Even if you never ever see it
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
You doing anything to keep her by your side
Because, she said she love you, love you long time

Maneater, make you work hard
Spend hard
Want all, of her love
She's a Maneater
Make you buy cars
Cut cords
Fall real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Spend hard
Want all, of her love
She's a Maneater
Make you buy cars
Cut cords
Wish you never met her at all!

Uuuuuh Uuuuuh
Uuuuuh Uuuuuh

Now you wish you never met her at all!
Now you wish you never met her at all!
Now you wish you never met her at all!
Now you wish you never met her at all!

Round Here

(Counting Crows cover)

Step out the front door like a ghost
Into the fog where no one notices
The contrast of white on white
And in between the moon and you
The angels get a better view
Of the crumbling difference between wrong and right
I walk in the air between the rain
Through myself and back again
Where? I don't know
Maria says she's dying
Through the door I hear her crying
Why? I don't know

Round here we always stand up straight
Round here something radiates

Well Maria came from Nashville with a suitcase in her hand
She said she'd like to meet a boy who looks like Elvis
She walks along the edge of where the ocean meets the land
Its like she's walking on a wire in the circus
She parks her car outside of my house
Takes her clothes off
Says she's close to understanding Jesus
And she knows she's more than just a little misunderstood
She has trouble acting normal when she's nervous

Round here we're carving out our names
Round here we all look the same
Round here we talk just like lions
But we sacrifice like lambs
Round here she's slipping through my hands

Ohhh....
Sleeping children better run like the wind
out of the lightning dream
Mama's little baby better get herself in
out of the lightning

She says "it's only in my head"
She says "Shhh I know it's only in my head"
She said "did you think that you were dreaming?"
I said "no"
"Did you think that you were dreaming"
I said "no"
"Did you think that you were dreaming"
I said "sometimes I don't know"
Theres a girl on the car out in the parking lot
And she says "come on, ya know come on just take a shot
Can't you see me
Can't you see me
Can't you see my walls are tumbling down?
Can't you see my walls are crumbling down?
Can't you see my sun stop spinning around
Can't you see the sky turn black and brown
Can't you see the moon is flashing round
Can't you see me
Can't you see me
Can't you see me
No

Theres a girl on the car out in the parking lot
"Can't you see my walls are crumbling down?"
Then she looks up at the building
Says she's thinking of jumping
She says she's tired of life
She must be tired of something

Round here she's always on my mind
Round here hey man got lots of time
Round here we're never sent to bed early
and nobody makes us wait
Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late
I can't see nothing.. nothing round here
So will you catch if I'm falling
Will you catch me if I'm falling
Will you catch me cause I'm falling down on you
I said I'm under the gun round here
Man I said I'm under the gun round here
And I can't see nothing
Nothing round here

Slow Motion

(Third Eye Blind cover)

Miss Jones taught me English
But I think I just shot her son
'Cause he owed me money
With a bullet in the chest you cannot run
Now he's bleeding in a vacant lot
The one in the summer where we used to smoke pot
I guess I didn't mean it
But man, you shoulda seen it

His flesh explode
Slow motion see me let go
We tend to die young
Slow motion see me let go
What a brother knows
Slow motion see me let go

Now the cops will get me
But girl, if you would let me
I'll take your pants off
I got a little bit of blow we could both get off
Later bathing in the afterglow
Two lines of coke I cut with Draino
And her nose starts to bleed

A most beautiful ruby red
Slow motion see me let go
We'll remember these days
Slow motion see me let go
Urban life decays
Slow motion see me let go
And at home

My sister's eating paint chips again
Maybe that's why she's insane
I shut the door to her moaning
And I shoot smack in my veins
Wouldn't you?
See my neighbor's beating his wife
Because he hates his life
There's an arc to his fist as he swings
Oh man, what a beautiful thing

And death slides close to me
Won't grow old to be
A junkie wino creep

Hollywood glamorized my wrath
I'm a young urban psychopath
I incite murder for your entertainment
'Cause I needed the money
What's your excuse?
The joke's on you

Slow motion see me let go
Oh yeah
Slow motion see me let go
Slow motion see me let go

This Is Halloween

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...

Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

Aren't you scared?

Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

La la la la-la
La la la la-la
La la la la-la la la-la la
Whoo!

Tonight tonight

(Smashing Pumpkins cover)

Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth

And our lives are forever changed
You can never be the same
The more you change the less you feel

Believe, believe in me, believe, believe
That life can change, that you're not stuck in vain
We're not the same, we're different

Tonight
Tonight, tonight, so bright
Tonight,
Ohh tonight

And you know you're never sure
But you're sure you could be right
If you held yourself up to the light

And the embers never fade in your city by the lake
The place where Jon Walker was born

Believe, believe in me, believe, believe
In the resolute urgency of now

And I believe there's not a chance tonight
Tonight, tonight so bright
Tonight
Oh tonight

We'll crucify the insincere tonight
We'll make things right, we'll feel it all tonight
We'll find a way to offer up the night tonight
The indescribable moments of your life tonight
The impossible is possible tonight
So believe in me because I believe in you, tonight,
tonight, tonight, oh tonight

Time to Dance

Well, she's not bleeding on the ballroom floor
Just for the attention.
Cause that's just ridiculously on.
Well, she sure is gonna get it
Here's the setting
Fashion magazines line the walls now
The walls line the bullet holes

Have some composure
Where is your posture?
Oh, no, no
You're pulling the trigger
Pulling the trigger
All wrong
[x2]

Give me envy, give me malice, give me a-a-attention
Give me envy, give me malice, baby, give me a break!
When I say "Shotgun", you say "Wedding"
"Shotgun", "Wedding", "Shotgun", "Wedding"

She didn't choose this role
But she'll play it and make it sincere
So you cry, you cry
(Give me a break)
But they believe it from the tears
And the teeth right down to the blood
At her feet
Boys will be boys
Hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine dreams
(Give me a break)

Have some composure
Where is your posture?
Oh, no, no
You're pulling the trigger
Pulling the trigger
All wrong
[x2]

Come on this is screaming "Photo op." op...
Come on
Come on
This is screaming
This is screaming
This is screaming "Photo op."

Boys will be boys, baby
Boys will be boys
Boys will be boys, baby
Boys will be boys

Give me envy, give me malice, give me a-a-attention
Give me envy, give me malice, baby, give me a break!
When I say "Shotgun", you say "Wedding"
"Shotgun", "Wedding", "Shotgun", "Wedding"

Boys will be boys
Hiding in estrogen and boys will be boys
Boys will be boys
Hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine dreams

Download PATD - Time to Dance mediafire

Nails for Breakfast Tacks for Snacks

Watch your mouth
Your speech is slurred enough
That you might swallow your tongue
You'd want to give up the ghost
With a little more poise than that

Or was it god who chokes
In these situations, running late?
No no, he called in, he called in
Or was it god who chokes
In these situations, running late?
No no, he called in, he called in
The hospice is
A relaxing weekend getaway
Where you're a cut above all the rest
Sick and sad patients
On first name basis with all the top physicians

Prescribed pills
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills
You know you should take...
It a day at a time.

That's when you stutter something profound
To the support on the line
And with the way you've been talking
Every word that you said closer to hell
That's when you stutter something profound
To the support on the line
And with the way you've been talking
Every word that you said closer to hell

Prescribed pills
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills
You know you should take..
It a day at a time.

Prescribed pills
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills
You know you should take...
It a day at a time.

I am
Alone in this bed, house, and head
And she never fixes this
But at least she (makes me forget)
I am
Alone, in this bedroom
She never fixes this
But at least she makes me forget

Prescribed pills
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills
You know you should take...
It a day at a time.

Prescribed pills
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills
You know you should take...
It a day at a time.

Download PATD - Nails for Breakfast Tacks for Snacks mediafire

Baby One More Time

Oh baby baby,
How was I supposed to know?
That something wasn't right here,
Oh baby baby,
I shouldn't have let you go,
And now you're out of sight, yeah,
Show me how you want it to be,
Tell me baby cuz I need to know now,
Oh because.

My loneliness is killing me,
and I
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind,
Give me a sign,
Hit me baby one more time!

Oh baby baby,
The reason I breathe is you,
Boy you've got me blinded,
Oh pretty baby,
Theres nothin' that I wouldn't do,
Thats not the way I planned it.

Show me how you want it to be,
Tell me baby cuz I need to know now,
Oh because.

My loneliness is killing me,
and I
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind,
Give me a sign,
Hit me baby one more time!

Oh baby baby,
How was I supposed to know,
Oh pretty baby,
I shouldn't have let you go,
I must confess that my loneliness,
Is killing me now,
Don't you know I still believe,
That you will be here,
And give me a sign,
Hit me baby one more time.

My loneliness is killing me,
and I
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind,
Give me a sign,
Hit me baby one more time!

I must confess,
(My loneliness)
That my loneliness,
(Is killing me)
Is killing me now,
(I must confess)
Don't you,
(I still believe)
Know I still believe,
That you will be here,
(I lose my mind)
And give me a sign...
Hit me baby one more time!

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